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Abandoned Bastard of the Royal Family Volume 5 Chapter 23

Chapter 23 – Secretary Shokki’s Record on Sexual Intercourse

Secretary Shokki, the Royal Court Scribe, respectfully submits this report.

I, Shokki, have been requested by Marquis Sambani and several noblemen to compile a record of an investigation of Prince Schild.

Prince Schild, who appeared like a meteor, is a symbol of hope for the salvation of the country.

These days when rumors of the resurgence of the Demon Army are spreading, the existence of a strong leader who could lead an army to fight is most reassuring.

And thus, it is very meaningful for me as a recordkeeper to research the details of such a hero and champion and spread the word about him to the public.

  Rarely is there a more rewarding job than this.

Therefore, along with the permission of His Highness Schild himself, I would like to carry out the product of my research and various information I found about him.

First, I would like to start with his penis.

Prince Schild’s penis is gigantic, even more so than a normal person’s.

When erect, its total length is almost as big as a bottle of liquor.

…I apologize. I have a poor way of expressing this.

I have no sexual experience, so I don’t know much about penises, much more the experience to compare it to other men’s genitalia. Also, it would be disrespectful to use such a scale to measure the genitalia of a royalty.

So please forgive me if I sometimes use figurative expressions, even though it may sound vague to you.

Prince Schild allowed me to touch his penis directly to compensate for that shortcoming.

While holding a pen with my right hand to record…my left hand touches his penis to feel its texture.

Wow! It’s so hard!

It is super-hot and hard!

It’s almost like iron, but its surface is fleshy and hot, giving me a strange feeling.

But calling it hot is an overstatement.

I don’t mean that it’s warm because it feels like an iron bar that had just been taken out of a burning furnace.

Yet, I can’t take my hand off it for some reason.


What does this mean?

The surface of my hand feels as if it is about to burn, or rather, I’m sure it’s already burning, but I still can’t let go of it.


Is it the strangeness of a penis?

…wait, why is this sounding more and more like a penis report, not like the investigation records of Prince Schild’s traits?

My apologies. It’s just that I am a virgin myself, so I can’t help but be curious about Prince’s Schild and his penis.

I will correct this later, so please forgive me.


Prince Schild just now gave me a suggestion. “Why don’t you taste it too?” he said.

Indeed, it is true that information can be disseminated more accurately by expressing it from multiple perspectives, like describing it using the other sensory organs, for example. At the very least, it should be far better than just using tactile and visual presentations alone.

Okay then, here is the taste.

I’m licking at it now.

There are other senses, such as hearing and smell, but we’ll get to that later.

Then again, once you taste something, it is also unavoidable for you to smell it since the olfactory senses are just above the tongue. So it’s two birds, one stone.

As for the sound…I’m expecting it to chirp or meow or something.

Prince Schild.

Do penises make noises?

Like meow or chirp or something?

It does not?

Then why do you call it “birdie” then? There’s also the “pussy” as well.

That’s just how it is?

I see.

I don’t get it.

Well, let’s get back on track and see what it tastes like.

Let’s lick the tip.

I don’t think it’s poisonous.

It’s still a little scary, though.

…it won’t bite me, right?

I don’t think so. They don’t even squeak, so I guess it’s fine.

They’ll bite if you do that!?

That’s a lie!? Please, stop it. You’re going to make me cry!

Mlem. If yo u are ab le to r ead this me ssag e, you are rea ding from an un auth orize d aggr eg ate si te. Rea d at m y W ordP re ss at sta bb ing wit h a syri nge. ho me. bl og to sup port m e and my trans lati ons.

It tastes like…tanned leather.

Yes, let’s take a plunge and go deeper…

Mlem, slurp, mmm, mmm, mmlem…

This is… the more I lick it, the more the taste of the meat disappears, and the more I taste my own saliva.


Something…something is coming out of the tip of the penis.

It looks like a clear liquid.

Is it honey, perhaps?

I should also lick it off?

It is not poisonous, is it?

I took the plunge and…licked it.

It doesn’t taste good, but it kinda makes my mouth itch.

If I lick more, more of it will come out?

I can also squeeze it out with both hands?

But I’d like to at least keep a hand free to record.

I guess I have no other choice. I’ll try to write in shorthand for now.

Mlem, shlurp, slurp, mmh, mmlem, slurup…

Squish, squish, squish, squish…

Wow, it really came. And there are lots of them.

No matter how many times I lick it, it just keeps on coming.

There’s also the fact that the more I lick it off, the more I feel this tingling sensation spreading from the tip of my tongue to all over my body.

Huh? It’s not enough to just lick it off with the tip of my tongue?

There’s a better way?

Suck it with my whole mouth so that I can feel the sensation better?

I see.


Certainly, this is better than before.

Because I am using my whole mouth now, I can feel the wholeness of the penis better.

The taste, too.

After all, this time, I am using my entire tongue.

Mlem, shlurp, slurp, slurp…

Chuppu, chuppp, shlurrp, chuppp…

Before I knew it, I found myself shaking my head really hard.

My mouth is filled up, and it’s getting hard to breathe.

I am breathing through my nose, but the odor coming from the penis is mixing in the air, and I am breathing a lot of it inside my body.

The more I breathed it, the dizzier I got.

The more I licked his penis, the more I wanted to swallow it whole, and the less I wanted to move my tongue.

Eh? Prince Schild? What did you just say?



Splurt splurt splurt splurt splurt.

Something exploded in my mouth all of a sudden!

At first, I thought Prince Schild’s penis just exploded, but it wasn’t.

Instead, something was coming out of the tip of his penis.

It was not the clear liquid from before, too. But something thicker tasting.

I pulled the penis out of my mouth and spat out what was left.

What is this?

It’s white and slimy.

Ah, I get it now!

So this is semen! Also known as cum.

What? Even a virgin like me knows that you know!

…I see, so this is cum.

If this cum gets inside my vagina, it will produce a baby, right?

Inserting this penis inside my vagina, then injecting this load inside after moving too and fro.


 After that, congratulations.



You want me to try it!?

That cannot be! After all, Prince Schild is a member of the royalty!


You’re a member of the royalty, so I cannot go against you?

That is obvious. I’m just a lowly scribe.

Well, I can’t help it if he orders me too!

Please have sex with my vagina.

I took off my clothes and panties on the spot.


It seems that the female genitalia is also called in several ways.

Genitalia, private place, vagina, pussy, fuckhole.

Pussy, is it?

And the male genitalia is also called cock or dick aside from penis.

I see.

What is it, Prince Schild?

You want me to say, “Please put your cock inside my pussy?”

I’m already wet?

I’ve been shown sex with the princesses and queens up close. So even a virgin like me would get aroused.

Now. Please put your cock inside my pussy, Your Highness! I’m ready anytime!

On the second thought, wait.

I’m still scared.

I still need to prepare myself.


He, he really put it in!

He didn’t even let me savor the moment I lost my virginity!


I still wanted to do it slowly so that I could describe the feelings and the scene in detail!

I am a record keeper!


I will be in much pain if you do it that way?

Come to think of it, I’m not feeling that pain now.

Or rather, there was a slight tug, but that’s it.

You’re saying that it’s just the way it is? And instead, pay attention and record what will be done to me after this instead?

Okay then.

I’ll pay attention.

I am hugging Prince Schild, with the both of us completely naked.

My pussy and his cock are connected.

His cock is deep, deep inside my pussy hole, and I am quite amazed that I was able to swallow such a huge thing.

Ahh. it hurts.

There was no pain earlier, but now it hurts like my body will rip.

Sex is supposed to feel good, right? Why does it hurt so much?!

If possible, I’d like you to pull it out right away.


Ah, Prince Schild seems to be thinking only of his own pleasure and is shaking his hips back and forth. Thi s cha p ter tr ansl ati on is mad e po ssi ble by stab bi ng wi a s yr inge tr ansla tions. ch eck on ly up- to -da te tr ans latio ns on my Wo rdp ress sit e.


Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!


It feels good now.

At first, it hurt me a lot, but after a time, it gradually faded. Then it was replaced by an itch, or rather, a sensation of being scratched an itch deep inside my pussy.

And the one scratching me of that itch is none other than Prince Schild’s cock.

It feels good.

Yes. Scratch that itch more. Scratch my itchy walls with your cock.

Mmm, it feels good!

Before I knew it, it didn’t hurt anymore, or rather, I was feeling relieved.

But I want more.

More, more, more, more, mooore♡♡

While at it, hug me tighter so you can push your cock deeper♡♡

Mmmhh!? Mmchup, chuup…


Ahh, I’m being kissed… ♡♡ Moreover, he’s using his tongue to lick my own♡♡♡♡

Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡

Yes, that’s it. Scratch that itch on my pussy♡♡

I’m going to try to move as well so that you can scratch that deepest part of me♡♡

On my innermost parts, I want to rub it with the tip of your cock♡♡

Please, fuck it more♡♡

Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡ Fuck♡♡

Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡ Yes♡♡


It feels so good that my vocabulary is getting poor♡♡♡♡

The only words that come into my mind are Yes♡♡ and Fuck♡♡

I’m going to turn into an idiooot♡♡♡♡

I’m gonna turn into an idiot with my pussy alone♡♡♡♡

It is coming♡♡♡♡

Something is coming♡♡♡♡

Something is coming deep inside my pussy♡♡♡♡

It’s coming ouuut♡♡♡♡

I’m cumiiiinnnggg♡♡♡♡

“This is terrible!”

Secretary Shokki shouted, reviewing what she had recorded after she had cooled off.

“Most of the description is nothing but “Fuck” and “Yes!” I cannot publish a record like this!”

“But it’s a record of what you truly felt, though?”

“Even if that’s the case, I don’t want to leave something like this behind! I mean, just look at it! All I recorded is how muscular Prince Schild’s cock is, how thick and hard it is, and how it makes the woman penetrated by it feel like they’re in heaven! Just think of the generations who’ll read this!”


“Why the hell am I screaming this out loud!?”

You’re only noticing that now, huh. Schild thought.

“Aahh, what should I do… All I wanted was to make a record and do research on all sorts of things about Prince Schild, but… all that comes into my mind now is how awesome sex with Prince Schild is…”

“But isn’t that a good start? After all, you have already documented this much.”

“No! Not at all! I haven’t even started yet! And even if that’s the case, all that I’ve written is “Fuck!” and “Yes!” with no accurate description at all!”



Schild hugged Shokki, who was still naked.

“Shall we have sex again so you can write a more accurate description?”

“Really? Okay!”

Shokki had sex with Schild more than ten times after that, but in the end, she could only describe the sensation of sex with the words “Fuck♡♡” and “Yes♡♡”.

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